The M70 can store over 350 movies and display them on a 17" Full HD screen. Sound comes courtesy of four top-end Altec Lansing speakers and a subwoofer, and there's a Blu-ray drive for playing all the latest releases. It's even launching with a free copy of Batman Begins.
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But that's not all from Asus. If gaming's more your thing, sister product the G70 (how we love these simple naming conventions) is specced for play, with a dual graphics engine, choice of dual core CPUs, hard drive bays (up to 640GB) and fans, a Full HD screen with super-quick 8ms response time, additional hotkeys and a range of DSP modes to create the impression of surround sound.