Do you think she'll like it?
Nothing special Blu-Ray player, Marantz 7010, 7.2.4 with Yamaha NS-IW960, NS-IW660 in-walls & NS-800 in-ceilings, Samsung 6 series 65 inch 4K TV. No stereo worth bragging about.
Not really a visual gag is it?
I am the danger.
Maybe you could put up some shelves with a left handed srewdriver and some skyhooks.