Warning! Don't read The Guardian's TDKR review!!!!!
Thanks to Guardian.co.uk's smug, arrogant, smart-a***, pompous, egotistical and lazy toss-pot of a film reviewer, Xan Brooks - "Xan"?? Geez, even his name-abbreviation is annoying!!! - I now know all hitherto underwraps details of The Dark Knight Rises plot
Hell, there's now no need to see the film, all you need do is read this pillock's 'review'
What a weapons'-grade ****!