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Re: Worst film you've ever seen.
Andrew Everard:
I now have no idea what you're talking about. I was referring to your very unpleasant choice of alternative.

I know, it was a joke. They were very popular once.
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For me most Dreamworks Animations films aren't worth watching, the quality of the rendering just can't compete with Pixar, the stories don't have the charm or the humour (I mean can you ever imagine Dreamworks coming up with Wall-E?) and Dreamworks still haven't realised that the reason Pixar's voice talent works so well is because they pick the voice to match the character, regardless of whether it's a world famous star or one of the crew who just happens to be able to do the character justice, as opposed to Dreamworks who still think that the way to make a character believable is just to hire the biggest names they can possibly find, regardless of whether they're right for the part or not.

And for some reason Dreamworks just don't seem to be able to make the voices look like they're coming out of the character's mouth, it just never quite matches up, whereas with Pixar you just believe it.

Apart from Cars. That was rubbish.

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What about the Elvis movies? they were utter guff!


Then there is Titanic oh dear.


Dirty Dancing aghhhhhhhhhhhhh.


But for me the worst movie I have ever seen has to be Twin Peaks.Sad

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professorhat:

hifi_nut:
Literally just finished watching Wanted and although it's not a classic it isn't awful, just stupid entertainment.


I'd agree with that. Anyone who saw the trailer should have known it was never going to be a "believable" film!


I wish I'd seen the trailer first, rather than watch it on recommendation from a random guy in block busters. It was (in my opinion) one of the worst films I've ever seen. Just totally cringe inducing junk.

I mean...fate determined by cloth...soooo lame.


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I mean...fate determined by cloth...soooo lame.


Fair point, I'd actually forgotten that part of the story (or more likely blocked it out!).

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JohnNewman:
I mean...fate determined by cloth...soooo lame.


Fair point, I'd actually forgotten that part of the story (or more likely blocked it out!).


I can see why you did ;O)
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Re: Worst film you've ever seen.

2001 A Space Odyseey


The most boring, uneventful and uninspring movie ever made....an absolute waste of time

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Re: Worst film you've ever seen.
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2001 A Space Odyseey


The most boring, uneventful and uninspring movie ever made

Funny, I thought it inspired just about every sci-fi movie for the next 40 years?

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Sorry but it has to be Keanu Reeves version of "The Day The Earth Stood Still", its **** becuase its the 1st film that made me fall asleep at the cinema! All the best bits, if you can call them that are in the trailer! Waste of two for one orange wednesday ticket!

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Tallyho:

2001 A Space Odyseey


The most boring, uneventful and uninspring movie ever made....an absolute waste of time


Crikey...

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Re: Worst film you've ever seen.
JohnNewman:

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JohnNewman:
I mean...fate determined by cloth...soooo lame.


Fair point, I'd actually forgotten that part of the story (or more likely blocked it out!).


I can see why you did ;O)

I enjoyed Wanted, and not just because no-one does action totty with quite the same style as Ms Jolie. Seems to put me in an alarmingly small minority.

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Re: Worst film you've ever seen.

Well there are of course so many of them but my top 5 are


Kingdom of Heaven >>


AVP


Castaway 


Oh and the other 2 Matrix movies

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Just watched an Australian horror movie called 'Razorback', about an enormous, bloodthirsty, wild boar on the rampage in a small town in the outback.

Only recorded it as it was directed by Russell Mulcahy.

It was quite bad........Very bad infact..........



*I really enjoyed Kingdom of Heaven, and Castaway was certainly not awful.......You're on the money with AVP though!

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Re: Worst film you've ever seen.
Big Chris:
Just watched an Australian horror movie called 'Razorback', about an enormous, bloodthirsty, wild boar on the rampage in a small town in the outback.

Only recorded it as it was directed by Russell Mulcahy.

It was quite bad........Very bad infact..........

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It's a great little B-movie!

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Re: Worst film you've ever seen.

To add to the ones I mentioned many moons ago:

Aeon Flux

Hide and Seek

Hitch

The Love Guru

Bamboozledÿ

Nacho Libre

The Waterboy

Lions for Lambsÿ

40 Year Old Virgin

Private Fears in Public Spacesÿ

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