Worst film you've ever seen.

Worst films I've seen:

Ocean's 12
Ouija (awful film about a ouija board)
The English Patient (although I think the cinematography is superb)

Damn, someone beat me to the Connery/rubbish spaniard point.

Ghosts of mars isnt entirely rubbish. i mean, it has buckethead and some of anthrax on the score.


Ahem.

Anything with Chuck Norris in.

I hate any film that purports to be so bad it's good. The latest is Zombie Strippers! So bad it's good! HAHA! No, it's just rubbish. Any film that cannot be saved by JJ's b**bs is not worth watching.

Of course let's not forget any film that Mel brooks has made in the last twenty years, particularly Dracula - Dead & Loving it.

Ghost Rider

Wanted! ... Oh my god what a load of utter rubbish. So unbelieveable its sickening. "Im just a thug that can bend bullets!" ... Well im just a viewer than can bend the dvd in half and put it in the bin.

Flatliners

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Rubbish of the highest order

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In recent times:
Igor - terrible story, animation was good, but that doesn't really save it. Good actors but still wanted to walk out.

Sadly we nearly got away with only paying entry for one instead of two... only my honesty stopped us taking advantage. Regretted that once the film had started and realised how bad it was.

Davro83:

Wanted! ... Oh my god what a load of utter rubbish. So unbelieveable its sickening. "Im just a thug that can bend bullets!" ... Well im just a viewer than can bend the dvd in half and put it in the bin.

It's not supposed to be reality is it, you could say the same thing about most films!! Jaws?
The Matrix? Schindlers List, oh wait a minute..............

Literally just finished watching Wanted and although it's not a classic it isn't awful, just stupid entertainment.

Just my 2p's worth.

R

I have not seen it, but having seen the advert, I would rather bathe in my own excrement than watch the Lee Evans live DVD. How did he ever get a job as a comedian?

hifi_nut:

Literally just finished watching Wanted and although it's not a classic it isn't awful, just stupid entertainment.

I'd agree with that. Anyone who saw the trailer should have known it was never going to be a "believable" film!

hammill:

I have not seen it, but having seen the advert, I would rather bathe in my own excrement than watch the Lee Evans live DVD. How did he ever get a job as a comedian?

What a singularly unpleasant image.

rob_981:

And Superman 4: The Quest for Peace, or something like that. Terrible storyline, terrible special effects, terrible everything. I can't believe Christopher Reeve said yes to that!

I know this is an old post but: Christopher Reeve WROTE Superman IV!

Andrew Everard:

hammill:

I have not seen it, but having seen the advert, I would rather bathe in my own excrement than watch the Lee Evans live DVD. How did he ever get a job as a comedian?

What a singularly unpleasant image.

So you saw the advert too...

I now have no idea what you're talking about. I was referring to your very unpleasant choice of alternative.

Bangkok Dangerous - so utterly horrific, I wanted to die 10 minutes in.  Featuring the best Nic Cage mullet yet to grace the silver screen.