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Any film directed by someone who willingly calls himself McG is bad enough but the fact that he got the green light after Charlie's Angels 1 to make ANOTHER!... just baffling.

How about "Skycaptain and the world of boredom" or bad boys 2, pearl harbour, transformers 2... there's a couple but The Avengers is the one, never HAD to stop watching a movie before but I could feel my mind "falling away like a wet cake" OH! and that Batman with arnie in it which ever that was called. Oh look they're playing ice hockey with a diamond and he happens to have ice skates in his boots, DONE! Let those two films fight to the death and then kill the winner.

 

EDIT: Got it, The Wicker Man remake. Go find the video on youtube of Nick Cage's 'best' moments, "HOW'D IT GET BURNED?! HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!!!"

Stunning, just stunning....

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Re: Worst film you've ever seen.

"Hell Ride" (200cool by Larry Bishop

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For simply dozens of absolutely awfiul films, look no further than the 'charitable tax break' productions that litter the Zone Horror and Zone Sci-Fi channels, which I did recently when offered Virgin's extra large package on trial for a month. My God, the standard is just awful...........

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Nuns On The Run.


Saw it at the cinema when I was younger only 2 people in the cinema watching it.

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Re: Worst film you've ever seen.
gel:

Nuns On The Run.


Saw it at the cinema when I was younger only 2 people in the cinema watching it.



Also I can't even remember what it was about, and you would think the title would give me a hint. Big Smile

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Worst Movie I ever saw was last week Antichritst, words cannot describe it, the producer crossed all limits of morality, expression of art and worst of all describing the grief. I am wondering what Lars would be doing in his real life, a one sick @#$%^&*.

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Woist filum I've ever seen, or partly seen because it's so dire? It was on yesterday, the live action version of Scooby Doo. What were they thinking?

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Re: Worst film you've ever seen.
Zubkabera:
Worst Movie I ever saw was last week Antichritst, words cannot describe it, the producer crossed all limits of morality, expression of art and worst of all describing the grief. I am wondering what Lars would be doing in his real life, a one sick @#$%^&*.



Yeah, they can't even spell the title correctly.
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Re: Worst film you've ever seen.
gpi:
Woist filum I've ever seen, or partly seen because it's so dire? It was on yesterday, the live action version of Scooby Doo. What were they thinking?


It wasn't that bad! There's far worse out there....


As a friend of mine keeps pointing out - it has the most unexpected plot twist in history! Big Smile


 

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I have to say that my worst film was the utterly boring 'No country for old men'. What was that all about!!!! Would not recommend it to my worst enemies.

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went round to my brother in laws last night and wasted 2hrs of my life watching what i could only describe as unfathamable drivvel


"2012"


he somehow managed to get a dodgy copy from somone at his work and as he`s just bought himself a surround sound system asked if i would like to watch it.This could only be described as typical american fantasy.I`m just glad I did`nt spend any money going to the pictures to watch it....waht a complete load of donkey doo`s .


 

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Re: Worst film you've ever seen.
LouisDobie1890s:
I have to say that my worst film was the utterly boring 'No country for old men'. What was that all about!!!! Would not recommend it to my worst enemies.


IMO thats a great film and stunning on BD.


Still, each to their own.Smile

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Helen - directed by Sandra Nettlebeck.
This is poor beyond any reasonable belief - OH MY GIDDY AUNT!

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For me the crumbiest film has got to be "Escape to Victory." Although it has Maurice Mickelwhite, Pele, Ardiles, Mike Summerbee, John Wark and other footballers from the past, the story and plot and script is rubbish.


Saying that, I feel compelled to watch.....couldn't tell you why though.

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Re: Worst film you've ever seen.

Mega Shark vs Giant Squid (or it may have been Octopus) - it was running over Christmas on SciFi channel I think. My son and I caught about ten minutes of it one night and just sat, open mouthed. I then noticed it was repeated a week later and we made a point of watching the whole thing. It's one of those films that you have to watch as it is so awful. In one part, said Mega Shark bites the Golden Gate Bridge in half - really, you have to see it to believe how bad it is Smile