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Re: Worst film you've ever seen.

i'm glad i've never even heard of that one!

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andyb190:

If the gentlemen can put thei libidos to the side then Catwoman is a candidate for sure !
And this whilst we're being monastical

http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/02/13/paris-hiltons-new-movie-rated-the-worst-movie-of-all-time/

The little one was watching it and I had to leave the room. I had headphones on and was reading the paper !! 

 

And you can see I missed it too.

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I have to say Run laa la run, i had to turn it of after 15mins , the background music was driven me crazy , it was like watching a film on Drugs ! not that i have ever taken drugs but im sure you know what i mean.
This is the worst film i have ever seen. !

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Re: Worst film you've ever seen.

Churchill: The Hollywood Years.  It's just terrible.

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jasonsony735:
I have to say Run laa la run, i had to turn it of after 15mins , the background music was driven me crazy , it was like watching a film on Drugs ! not that i have ever taken drugs but im sure you know what i mean.
This is the worst film i have ever seen. !

I assume you mean Run, Lola Run?   I thought it was great!  Big Smile

Have you seen Altered, a sci-fi horror film about alien abduction (in which the alien is abducted by, er, some guys he previously abducted, I think)?    It's by one half of the Blair Witch team, and is totally different, and pretty dire.   If anything, it proved that Blair Witch was a one-off.

 

 

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pejwright:

Watched Marine on Sky the other day, what a load of .......


I think WWE should stick to wrestling.



Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson was pretty good in Gridiron Gang.

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SouthaK:
Anything with Chuck Norris in.


Noway, have you not seen Way Of The Dragon?


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TbIwQMBeC2c


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I think that the movie which made my cringe the most was Independance day. It is the cheesiest "America saves the world" kind of movie I have ever seen.

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IP is pure cheese...the worst of it:
The presidents speech.
The end of the speech when everyone starts saluting (even if they're not soldiers)
The embarrassing dialogue from the pilots during the air battle scences
At the end when every other race in the world is stereotyped and portrayed as a bunch of idiots just waiting for those jolly brave and smart Americans to save the day.

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One moment that still irks me was when Harry Connick's fighter pilot character attempted to shake off his alien pursuer by pulling his F18 into a steep turn that was simply guaranteed to get him killed instantly. Where did he learn that particular dogfighting technique? Top Dumb?ÿÿ

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Re: Worst film you've ever seen.

Another cheesy quote was when those saucers arrived, and one US army general declared in one of those false emotional moments: "It Iraq it was easy. We knew what we had to do".

You are right, there are so many moments which really send the cheese melting.

 Isn't that the same Roland Emmerich who did 10,000BC, which happens to be Clare's worst movie?

 

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Hitman is terrible, total rip off of Leon.

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The Wim Wenders film Until The End Of The World. What a load of garbage. Watched it with the then girlfriend and her mum. At the end we all were bored silly. Turns out each of us were waiting for one of the others to say something and turn it off. I hear there is a 280 min directors cut.


Ginder - I fell asleep during Hitman but from what I saw I agree. I have not seen the extended Leon have you and is it any good?

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Iv only ever seen the normal edition of Leon, and if anyone hasnt seen it, believe me its a BRILLIANT movie.  To be honest i dont think iv seen a thriller as good as Leon, not even No Country For Old Men.

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I do agree Leon is one of my best movies,  my worst movie though must be Titanic,  I hope i am not stepping on any toes!!!