What's the strangest subject for a song?
I've currently got my iTunes collection playing on random as background listening. Eclectic (oh OK, then - cheesy) library that it is, it's just thrown up the Sweet song Alexander Graham Bell.
Now what an oddity that is - 1970s glam-rock band sings the praises of the man who invented the telephone.
Got me thinking, what's the strangest subject (person, thing, or place) that's been immortalised in song? Any other gems out there?