Things to do before you die...
Last Saturday, at the age of 38 and 5 months, I went to Bingo for the first time.
My Sister and her boyfriend go occasionally, and they invited me and The Wife along to Gala in Bexleyheath..... More accurately, they invited The Wife and I sort of just tagged along rather than spending Saturday at home alone.
Wasn't as bad as I thought it was gonna be, not sure I'd make it a regular thing and for the money we spent, that's gotta be a good thing 
. Not even the meerest sniff of a win I'm afraid for any of us either..... Maybe I'll give it another try in the new year.... If I come out without a win again, I'll cut up my Gala Bingo membership card! 
. Not even the meerest sniff of a win I'm afraid for any of us either..... Maybe I'll give it another try in the new year.... If I come out without a win again, I'll cut up my Gala Bingo membership card! 
The very worst thing that can happen with any form of gambling is for you to win the first time. Most people are then hooked.
On a personal note I would like to be the hangman of all the paedophiles in the country before I die. But I bet I won't be.
These are my big three 
But I bet I won't be.
Not with that attitude you won't!
These are my big three
The northern lights are a 'must see' IMO.
Regards the second one, I've been to Cardiff before.
Travel the world (I have done most of Europe), sleep with a women from each continent. 
Drink - done , drugs - done, smoke - done. Swin with dolphins ( nearly did that one already). Get a tattoo - not done. Have a threesome! That includes me and two other women. Trying new things as much as possible. See a shrink - done. See a pychologist - done. Try and think of some more.
Go on a plane - done, go on a cruise ship - done, go to Egypt - not done. Skiing - done. Watch 3D lol - done. Ibiza - done that when I was 17!
I think on the whole I preferred Egypt.
Do something (anything) that genuinely astounds Mrs. Cno. 
Don't think it will happen though, but hope springs eternal. 
Can't get my head around BC and Bingo. A heavy metal drummer with a blue rinse. 
Cno
Sell the AMS35i? Give up hi-fi?
Cno
Sell the AMS35i? Give up hi-fi?
Nah, she wouldn't be astounded, but might have a large glass of bubbly! 
Swum with turtles and rays. And sharks (real ones, but very small). Want to swim with dolphins.
Skiing, done. Egypt not yet, nor Petra, or great wall. Aztec and Mayan ruins, yes. Still lots to do.
To avoid rambling. If I could only do five things before I die (in no particular order):
Visiit Egypt; swim with dolphins; skydive; See the northern lights; see the Earth from space.
And yes, I've been to bingo, invited along by my sister-in-law. No, probably won't be doing it again.
I'd love to see a volcanic eruption - probably be the last thing I ever saw before I died though!
Edit: I did put a nice picture of a volcano blowing its top, but it didn't work, I'm sure you know what they look like!!
I think on the whole I preferred Egypt.
Kenny Everett got sacked for less.
Paint a self portrait - build a house....
BC, what have you done, man? You've just wrecked your street cred.
NB: Should be retitled: Things to do before you die of boredom.
BTW, there's a Darby and Joan club opening soon. LOL
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