"Street Cred" gone,,,,,,,Penance done!
Yesterday, by any standerd, was not a good day.
I was at a Westlife concert.....with my O/H.
The evening started badly (I got poisoned by the light snack before hand), and it went down the pan from there ( 
!).
The venue was booked out - 4000 teeni-boppers; 3500 "thirty to forty something" ladies; 10 grannies; 2 gay couples.............and me.
The excitement built to fever pitch as they came on. We "Mexican Waved", we stamped our feet, we screamed uncontrollably.......and we wet ourselves.
I now have tinnitus in my right ear, am traumatised from having various body parts waved in my face.... and a vodka and lime tipped down my neck. My good lady made sure to text all our friends and tell them all about it - so now keeping a low profile.
Did anyone have a worse evening than that?
I'll be better after a little lie-down.......and some therapy!
that's Big Chris's version of
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As soon as you said "I was at a Westlife concert" that was enough for me to know you had a bad night.
I hope your OH made it up to you 
I hope your OH made it up to you
You bet she did.....somehow the "boy did good". 
She's now planning our next outing ......I heard the names Boy Zone and Donny Osmand ( ) mentioned before I fled.
Apparently I provided a whole extra dimension of amusement. 
Cno, you have hit a new low in your life. Take some time out to think about what you have done. Your post should be grounds for being banned by this forum. You disgust me.
On the other hand now would probably be a good time to ask your OH if you can turn that spare room into an av cinema room. Lol
I hope some day in the distant future this group will have it in their hearts to forgive you.
I lament.
Get your own back. Drag her along to see 'Designs Of Chaos', at Chinnerys in Southend, 3/6/11.
Get your own back. Drag her along to see 'Designs Of Chaos', at Chinnerys in Southend, 3/6/11.
Great minds think alike.
Was thinking of "Cradle of filth". 
FA. YOU ARE RIGHT!
I need to tread carefully though, as I could be sleeping in "that spare room".
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You had me convinced it was a terrible night by "I was at a Westlife concert".
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