And coming up with endless jokes just so he can say EDITEDhole, of course.
'And so on February 22nd 1966, at Luton airport...'
@alec, they wanted me to bend over & do my shoe laces up once i had left the car, i didn't.
Why didn't you just do them up while you were still in the car or tell him to EDITED off when he was undoing them?
I didn't realize he had undone them untill i had left the car and if i had i wouldn't have been able to reach my feet.
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Don't you have any knees?
No signature worth mentioning...
Casual racism, perhaps?
Still, it makes a change from constantly belittling a country he no longer lives in.
Yeah, but at least he's in the land of the free now.
@the_lhc i am overweight & i don't bend that easily also their wasn't a lot of room in the back of the car.
Until he wants to paint his garage door a different colour to the rest of the street, then he's in a world of pain (boy!).
So they were taking the EDITED out of you then? Why did you get a lift with them?
I didn't realize untill later, anyway i wasn't bothered they were only having a bit of fun and it was a lot quicker than if i walked into manchester which would have been worse and more of an embarresment.
"The age-old question of why we need sleep has been revealed" according to The Indepenent's Facebook page. But it hasn't has it? It, presumably, has been answered; we've been asking the question for some time...
Sorry, just thought this was a reasonable place to dump my pedantry today.
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"The age-old question of why we need sleep has been revealed"
I'd get bored if I was up 24 hours a day
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I'd get a hareem.
BTDT. Apparently the neighbourhood nazis have a list of approved colours, and the colour we chose wasn't on the list (wrong shade of blue, apparently). Told them to eff off.
Last week we got a letter complaining we hadn't cut our front lawn for a month. Well, we had just re-turfed it and were told not to cut it for a month while the new turf took root. I retorted that at least our grass was growing on the outside of the house, unlike the absentee lady chair of the HOA, who let her house out to some people who promptly turned it into a Mary-Joanna grow house
Just think of the medical bills.
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"But when they found out it was a joke - several failed to see the funny side" - some people just have no sense of humour do they. Ha ha - you thought you were going to die! Hilarious.
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