My mates a nutter !!.
This could be a bit of fun if anyone fancies adding to the list.
My workmate has a habit of singing outloud his own lyrical twists on old (some very old) pop records. For example.....
Take your teeth out show me your gums (chicetita ,Abba) No doubt spelt wrong but you know the one i mean.
I'l dismember you (frank ifield)
Let it wasp (do i realy i have to spell this out ?)
You'll always find me in a chicken at partys (ditto)
Blood on my socks (neil diamond)
Total nutcase realy but it breaks the day up.