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"Leave the gun, take the cannoli."

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I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

I'll print this off and use when my daughter brings her first boyfriend home to meet us.

Should have the desired effect when combined with a randomly placed copy of Shotgun Weekly in the hallway >)

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"Charlie don't surf"

And now in redux format.

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"When you're young, you're not scared of what comes next - you're excited by it"

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RE: "Leave the gun, take the cannoli."

"I didn't know there was a pool down there."

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"I, myself, cannot."

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RE: "Leave the gun, take the cannoli."

Both from the same film.

"You know nothing. In fact, you know less than nothing. If you knew that you knew nothing, then that would be something, but you don't.You're a real blue flame special, aren't you, son? Young, dumb and full of cum, I know. What I don't know is how you got assigned out here in Los Angeles with us. Guess we must just have ourselves an EDITED shortage, huh?" reply "Not so far"

 

"I'm so hungry I could eat the a55 end out of a dead rhino, I should have had you get me three of these things!"

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RE: "Leave the gun, take the cannoli."

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"Is it safe?"

safe

Good film. Must get the dvd/blu ray.

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Michael Brody to torch-wielding welder wife Carla: I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder. I've dreamed of nothing else since I was a small boy.

 

Peter Griffin [on the phone]: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want, but I have a very particular lack of skills. I will never be able to find you. But what I do have is two dollars and a Casio wristwatch. You can have one of them.

Peter hears the phone click and yells down the stairs:

Lois, I'm pretty sure Meg's dead.

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"Opinions are like a**holes. Everybody has one."

 

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GSB wrote:

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

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"When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."  

  

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Where you get them smilies? excellent!

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Where you get them smilies? excellent!

I just Google, for example, 'Spock emoticon' and then have a peep in Images  excellent!

Be careful, though. While looking for a Formula 1-themed smiley, I ended up in thread at a forum (with an innocuous-sounding site name) that was debating Schumacher vs Hamilton. I read a few posts, thought 'these people are nutters...', then scrolled to the top of the page to see the site's banner, which revealed I was in a white supremicist / KKK forum

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rolling on the floor laughing KKK.....sounds like Cov David's new speaker system shifty

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RE: "Leave the gun, take the cannoli."

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"I, myself, cannot."

I'm getting a whiff of something here, JD.

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