Police are reporting major dispruption on the M3.
Apparently a WH Smith articulated lorry and one belonging to Rymans were involved in a collision.
All southbound lanes of the motorway are said to be stationery.
A3 and A4 on the M3, so to speak.
"Everything has been said before, but since nobody listens we have to keep going back and beginning all over again." André Gide
Arcam CD72, Marantz PM6004, Dali Zensor 3, via Chord Crimson and QED Revelation. Virgin HD Tivo, Sony BDP370, LG 42" FHD telly.
PC- EvilEdna2: Pimped, overclocked hi-spec i5 2500K, **EvilEdna3 UNDER CONSTRUCTION!** . Audio Alchemy DDEv1, Rotel RA02, Mission 761I on housebricks with QED Revelation, and Qunex 4 ic.
I have a friend who always wanted to run over by a steam train.
When it happened, he was chuffed to bits.
LOUNGE: Panasonic TX-P50GT50 (is poorly) / Panasonic DMP-BDT120 / Yamaha RX-A2020 / Dali Zensor 3 (front) / Dali Zensor Vokal (centre) / Mordaunt Short MS20i Pearl Edition (rear) / Q Acoustics1000Si (sub) / Roksan Radius 5.2 (is poorly) / Ortofon Super OM20 Cartridge / Sky HD / WD My Book Live 2TB / Seagate Expansion 2TB / Nintendo Wii / Tacima CS-929
BEDROOM: Samsung LE32C450 / Sony BDP-S360 / Echostar HDS-600RS / Netgear WNCE2001
The Metropolitan Police are baffled by a spate of toilet pan thefts from their stations.
Chief Inspector Knacker said CID have nothing to go on at present...
My missus is so fat I had to put an energy saving bulb in the fridge...
“Out beyond ideas of wrong and right, there is a field.
I'll meet you there."
'And so on February 22nd 1966, at Luton airport...'
[EDITED BY MODS - enough of that nonsense, please]
A study has shown that 40% of UK toddlers can already use an iPad.
That's nothing to the 90% of Chinese toddlers that already know how to make one...
Used to live reet near him.
Formerly known as al7478...
HC: Panasonic PXP 42 V20; Panasonic DMP BD35; Humax Foxsat-HDR
Music: Optical out from Asus P7H55-M Motherboard into AVI ADM 9.1 speakers.
"Music will provide the light you cannot resist"
What do you call a dinosaur that has just been EDITED? (0r another way kicked up the bum?)
Main AV Setup: Panasonic 50VT65 TV, Pioneer Bdp-lx71, Pioneer Vsx-lx70, B&W FPM Series, B&W PV1, Optimum AV300 AV Stand, QED Silver Anniversary XT Speaker Cable & Chord Silver Plus HDMI Cables. Gadgets: iPad 4 & iPhone 4S.
I have a friend who's a shepherd. I said "That's a lot of sheep, how many have you got?". "97" He said.
"Can you help me round them up?" "Yes" I said "100"
I was in a pet shop yesterday, I asked the guy if I could buy a wasp.
"We don't sell wasps" he said
"Well there's one in your window" I said.
A man goes into a dentist.
"How can I help you sir?" says the dentist.
"Well, I keep thinking I'm a moth"
"Sir, this is a dentist, I think you need the psychiatrist down the corridor. Why did you come in here?"
"Your light was on"
Very funny joke by Sir Clement Freud
Arcam Alpha 9/9P amps and Alpha 9 CD all extensively modified by Fidelity Audio (level 3+), Acoustic Energy speakers, Fidelity Audio NNU X Reference Mains Filter, quality cables & interconnects, Sony AV.
2 Eskimos were paddling across a lake one day, when they got cold and built a small fire to keep warm...It sunk.
Just goes to show you can't have your kayak and heat it.
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