Bizarre news! See if you can top this......
I've just come across this which is pretty strange:
Novak Djokovic has bought up the world's supply of Donkey Cheese -
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/9733879/Novak-Djokovic-buys-up-an...
Hee-haw, hee-haw, hee-haw always eats that cheese. 
Last week Greece bought back a chunk of it's debt for 1/3rd of it's cost and 2/3rds was written off as a bad debt. As a reward for this, the EU bank are lending them an extra 44 Billion Euros.
As they say, don't try this at home, at least not with your own local bank!!!
Mmm, three thousand pound burger....
I accessed this thread thinking: "whatever bizarre news Cno has stumbled upon, it can't be stranger than the Djokovic donkey cheese story!"
I accessed this thread thinking: "whatever bizarre news Cno has stumbled upon, it can't be stranger than the Djokovic donkey cheese story!"
I saw this post this morning & wasn't going to reply but i heard about this story on the wright stuff last week.
I saw this post this morning & wasn't going to reply but i heard about this story on the wright stuff last week.
I'm running a little behind then....if it was 1st April, I'd have assumed it was a wind-up!
Interesting story even though a little bizzare, i wonder what he is going to charge his customers for the cheese.
Interesting story even though a little bizzare, i wonder what he is going to charge his customers for the cheese.
Interesting story even though a little bizzare, i wonder what he is going to charge his customers for the cheese.
...and that might go for the taste (Donkicky)! 
I was going to say that I'm sure automated cow milking machinery could probably be adapted for donkeys, but given that the cheese leads to a £3,000 burger they're probably hand milked by nubile Amazonian virgins, simultaneously smoking Havana cigars and sipping Chateau Lafite.
they're probably hand milked by nubile Amazonian virgins, simultaneously smoking Havana cigars and sipping Chateau Lafite.
I was going to say that I'm sure automated cow milking machinery could probably be adapted for donkeys, but given that the cheese leads to a £3,000 burger they're probably hand milked by nubile Amazonian virgins, simultaneously smoking Havana cigars and sipping Chateau Lafite.
In reality, it's probably toothless fat grannies with grey mustaches, wearing strange knitted headware and sturdy leather boots. 
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The Djoker strikes again...