Here's my effort. Bin collection day. The Binman ask's the Chinese gentleman, "where's ya Bin?" Chinese man say's, " I Bin Hong Kong" Binman, " No, where's ya wheelie Bin?" Chinese man, " I wheelie bin Hong Kong".
a joke on this forum? Andrew will be in his element (10 lock thread every day!)
A couple had serious argument just before they went to bed to sleep. Next day, the husband plan to go fishing with his palls- usually he asks his wife to wake him, but tonight he rather not as the tension is still in the air. So he decides to write her a note, which says: Wake me up at 5 am! Just to make sure she'll read it he lays it on her cushion.
Next morning he wakes up. To his dismay he sees that it's already 8 am and that the bed next to him is empty. Then looking at his cushion he notices his own note which now says: "it's 5 o'clock, you have to wake up!"
Yesterday, I was walking past this house and I can hear someone keep shouting 13....13....13...13...13
The fence was far too high for a little Thaiman like me to see over, but I saw a little hole in the planks so I looked through to see what was going on.
Some git poked me in the eye with a stick.
Then they all started shouting 14....14....14.....
Lol! thats funny, I like that one!
Yes, but not for a family forum I'm afraid.
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Two fish in a tank
One says to the other..."Can you drive this thing?"
“Out beyond ideas of wrong and right, there is a field.
I'll meet you there."
Our esteemed Buying Guide Editor would like it to be known that it wasn't strictly a tank but rather a self-propelled gun, which is apparently an important distinction to make.
Nah, just kidding.
Anyway, five minutes later, the first fish says to the second fish "You're new around here, aren't you? Can you drive this thing?"
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Bin collection day. The Binman ask's the Chinese gentleman, "where's ya Bin?"
Chinese man say's, " I Bin Hong Kong"
Binman, " No, where's ya wheelie Bin?"
Chinese man, " I wheelie bin Hong Kong".
Ah, I see - because Chinese people talk funny. Ri-i-i-ight...
Didn't realise we were having a Sam Tyler moment.
What's brown and sticky?
Stick to the point, man...
Yes, a stick.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Does your X-reg heap come with a FSH?
One of my favourites:
A woman walks into a cocktail bar and asks for a Double Entendre. So the barman gives her one.
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