Dear Auntie Angelina,
I’ve recently broke up with my partner.
She liked Neil Sedaka and I prefered Neil Diamond.
It all started with a Little lovin and Candy kisses, because we met in June she was my Calendar Girl and I was a City Boy, I remember saying Happy birthday sweat sixteen, we had so much Laughter in the Rain.
It all turned sour after I made a Beautiful Noise which created some Bad Blood, I am I said, a Solitary Man.
That ended our Summerlove. Now it’s Love on the rocks for us.
What should I do?